Dedicated to Alaska Buzz
September 5th, 2008
OOtners:
A wonderful Friday morning to you all from overcast Columbus…although tomorrow weather is now looking like another perfect day for college football.
As you can tell in the headline…today’s theme is Alaska…I mean come on Alaska…I have lived in this country for more than 45 years, and I have learned more about Alaska in the last few days than I ever thought I would!!!
Did you know that the word Alaska is derived from the Russian language and means “Great Land”…or that the population is only 670,053 people?
Well you are going to get a dual lesson from the Buzz today and NOT ONLY because the new Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin is from Alaska (although that is one of the reasons)…but another is, and some of you already know, Betsy and I will NOT be in southern California next week to cheer on the Buckeyes against USC…the company has asked us to entertain a group of clients on an 8-day cruise to…you guessed it ALASKA!!
While I know we will have a wonderful time,and know I am not asking for you to feel sorry for us… we have already worked with the cruise ship to make sure the game will be broadcast on their TV’s… but my heart for those four hours will be in the coliseum…more on that game next week.
The Buzz was a respectable 7-3 last week and hopes are high for those headed to Vegas that I will be better this weekend, so let’s get right to it!
Incredibly Alaska is the largest state in the US, TWICE as large as Texas @ UTEP. The Longhorn’s are playing AT UTEP…why AT UTEP? UTEP went to Buffalo (and I’m not talking to play the Bills)… last week and got blitzed by 25 points…and while Texas was not a juggernaut they did win. The Longhorns are favored by 26.5 in this game and the Buzz likes them to score early and often…so some more love to Texas, the second largest state by land mass …Bevo runs wild Texas 52- UTEP Miners- 13
Alaska has MORE coastline than every state in the US combined!…I know amazing…you were probably thinking it was the state of Florida vs. Miami of Florida…as we say every year MY-Oh-My how the Florida school rivalries (Florida State-Florida-Miami) have fallen off the national scene for college football. The Buzz believes this year is NO different. Miami makes the drive north to play in the swamp…and the Gators are three touchdown favorites!! Three TD’s against Miami… Yes the Hurricanes are rebuilding…well at least that’s what they tell me…I mean are they that bad? Three touchdowns are a lot. The Buzz believes however that Florida is that good and Miami is that bad…take the Gators 41-17.
Alaska was purchased for .02/acre (When compared to Charlie Weiss salary that’s a steal)..in 1869 (the last time Notre Dame had a winning record!!!) The Irish, I know they have the toughest schedule in the world, open the season at home against San Diego State…yes San Diego State, who by the way lost last week to Cal Poly Tech..who I think is an on-line school, are they not?.. ND is favored…yes the Buzz said favored by 21 points…did the Irish even score 21 points last year all season! Optimism…just ask Lou Holtz, is high for this season…although the Buzz is a little more realistic…the Irish start the season off on a winning note…although they don’t cover…oh let’s say 18-8?
Due to strong leadership in the Governor’s position I’m sure, Alaska is the 6th wealthiest state in the US… which brings us to…you guessed it the poorest West Virginia. WVU travels to East Carolina…and the Buzz smells something here. ECU, coached by Lou’s son Skip Holtz is coming off a HUGE upset win over Virginia Tech…but how big really is that win? I mean the Buzz has always said Va. Tech is over-rated…WVU is favored by a touchdown and although the Buzz would like to call the Upset-Special…I’m just not sure the Pirates can pull off two in a row…The Mounties continue on and move to 2-0…but this will be a good game WVU-30…ECU-20
Alaskans pay no state or individual taxes (using revenue from petroleum…and amazingly provide the LOWEST tax burden on the US government…hello? the highest…oh you guessed it… hello California!!! You freaks who are the BIGGEST burden on the US government!! California @ Washington State…the Bears looked pretty solid in their win over Michigan State last weekend and while they do go on the road they are favored by two touchdowns. WSU defense is NOT good and although it will probably take Cal a little time to get it back in gear…the Buzz likes them to cover 37-17
The Buzz also likes Penn State to crush Oregon State 42-13; Oklahoma to beat Cincinnati, but the Bearcats keep it closer than the experts think..33-24; Wake Forest to beat Ole Miss 30-17…
UPSET-SPECIAL-OF-THE-WEEK…are you kidding me? Are there even any good games this weekend?… I loved and made a little cash off Vanderbilt last night…so let’s say Central Florida to upset last year’s media darlings South Florida…30-23
The Buckeye’s at home against O.U….and a 35 point favorite. Yes I know Beanie will NOT play as the plan is to rest him for another week before the big showdown in L.A….The Buckeye’s will split the running duties and I think you will only see Boeckman and Pryor at QB until it gets way out of hand in the second half…once again the Buzz does NOT see the Bobcats scoring. OSU will not show a lot on offense, but might throw a couple new formations and plays into the mix just so the Trojans have something to prepare for…
Really gang the season doesn’t get started until NEXT weekend…Buckeye’s defense dominates again…oh and the tailgate party opens early again…and we all get ready for the regular season game of the year next week!!! OSU-41 OU-0…sorry but almost the same score as last week! Who’s in the house? I know Debbie (West Virginia)…Russ’s wife Lara (Atlanta)…
Proud to be a Buckeye! Here’s to 2-0!
Go Bucks!
Butch


